The (Other) End of the Internet

Welcome back!My sister emailed me the following commentary that claims to be written by Jay Leno. A quick check at www.snopes.com shows that, while Jay Leno is responsible for the last sentence, everything before that was added by an unknown party sometime in 2005. That’s a shame, really, because I wholeheartedly agree with this article [...]

Somewhere today I heard someone talking about going on “one of those Disney cruises” and I was like, “Huh? What? I thought Disney did movies. You sure you don’t mean that other company…the one with the Love Boat?” Much to my surprise, though, somewhere off the coast of Florida there is a luxury cruise ship [...]

I’m taking a break from the running commentary on Romeo and Juliet so I can announce that today is my brother‘s birthday. I’ll be nice enough not to announce his age. I know I’m not the least bit concerned about being 44 years old, but you never know how other people feel about their age [...]

I was right … sort of. Romeo and Juliet are, in fact, in the middle of Yet Another Fight. It is not, however, about going outside alone when the police said it was a Bad Idea®. This argument is because someone was online when an Ex-significant other popped up on an instant messenger and the [...]

Last night was certainly interesting. It felt to me like I was sleeping in one of the hotels in las vegas instead of a house at the dead end of a dirt road just outside of Nowhere, Arkansas. Around 2:30 this morning I half-awoke to the sound of a police siren. My fogged-over brain started [...]