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Archive for 2008/03


Won’t be long now

We got a call from Daughter Number One a while ago. It seems that if she’s not actually in labor then she’s doing a really good impression of it. She’s been having cramps about every 18 minutes all day and, when she went to the hospital because of some bleeding they told her she’s beginning […]

The things people do to themselves…

I shouldn’t read random blogs. I sometimes run across the most disgusting concepts imaginable. You probably wish that I wouldn’t read random blogs, also, because of my uncontrollable need to share the unpleasant things I find.
Case in point: This is useful for someone in need of a liver cleanse, I suppose, but … EWW! Just […]

Don’t you speak English?

Why is it that on almost every old sci-fi tv show and movie you see, all the aliens in the universe speak perfect English, many with a British accent? I’m thinking mainly of Star Trek and Dr. Who. Now, I know, as any good Trekker would, that The Next Generation series writers implied in several […]

Thanks for the memories

The eight inches of show we got the other day has brought to mind something I haven’t thought of in decades and now I feel the need to inflict that memory upon my poor, innocent readers. >:)
I couldn’t have been more than 4 or 5 years old. I don’t think I had started school yet. […]

Nike + iPod = Weight Loss

Nike and Apple teamed up with companies that make treadmills, ellipticals, and stationary bikes to market gym equipment that you can plug an iPod Nano into and record data from your workout.This data can then be either analyzed on your home PC or sent to www.nikeplus.com for the purpose of challenging other users of the […]

Overweight pets have the same options as overweight pet owners

I just ran across an article talking about the fact that a lot of pets are overweight because they learn bad habits from their owners - such as too many treats and not enough exercise. The article talked a lot about things that you can do to encourage your pet to exercise. One example was […]

Man arrested for putting Ding Dongs in dryers.

Now, here’s someone with no life and a really twisted sense of humor.
A man in Salem, Arkansas has been charged with vandalism after being caught on surveillance video putting Ding Dong treats into running clothes dryers at a laundromat.

The part that caught my attention is the location. I’m sure most people have never heard of […]

More snow

Guess what? It’s snowing. Again.
We had almost gotten rid of the snow and ice that was dumped on us a few days ago and now it’s coming down again.
I went up to the school just now and pulled Daughter Numbers Three and Four out early because I knew the school wouldn’t let them out until […]

An unsponsored review of Zenni Optical

A few weeks ago I saw a blog post promoting Zenni Optical’s eyeglasses starting at $8. Since I recently lost a pair of glasses in a tornado, I thought I’d give them a try. Here, for your edification, are my thoughts and opinions on the products I received.
I am going to state here, for […]

Do you know where YOUR family is?

While driving home today, some guy on the car radio was talking about some organization or another offering assistance to the victims of last month’s tornado. I honestly couldn’t tell you exactly what he was talking about because I was only half-listening. At least, until he used the phrase, “misplaced families and displaced businesses”.
Excuse me?
I […]