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* In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones )
* It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
* A pregnant goldfish is called […]

Anyone who knows me will tell you that, when asked why I quit listening to country music, my standard answer is, “because I got tired of being depressed all the time”. Well…