Welcome back!I still have trouble believing this isn’t somebody’s idea of a joke, but according to this article that a friend showed me, the United States Patent and Trademark Office will not accept a fax that is fed into the sender’s machine upside down.
Apparently, it’s too much trouble to either turn the page over or […]
I really like Steven Wright because he comes up with some of the greatest one-liners, and his delivery is absolutely great.
Here are a few quotes of his, just for fun
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
At one point he decided enough was enough.
Babies don’t need a vacation, but […]
About a month ago someone picked up some Christmas candy that came in a plastic tube topped with a little airplane piloted by Santa Claus. On the side of this thing is a button that makes the battery-operated propeller spin as long as the button is pressed. Maybe this will help explain what I’m talking […]
One of the things I really enjoy doing is coming up with funny sayings to post as my status message on Facebook. Because I was out of ideas this morning, I searched “funny one-liners” on Google and I hit the jackpot. There are more one-liners than you can shake a funny bone at to be […]
Remember Johnny Cash’s song, “Folsom Prison Blues”? It just came on the radio and I got my daughter wondering about my sanity because of something I did.
There is a part of the song that says
They’re prob’ly drinking coffee
and smoking big cigars”
but, because of a mistake my younger sister made one time […]
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