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Welcome back!The person who sent these to me claimed they were “oldies”, but this first one is one I’ve never heard and, given that it involves a cell phone, I don’t see how it could be too old.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings […]

This also came from my younger sister. I don’t know where she gets these.
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife, Sue, wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim […]

This was sent to me recently and I thought I’d share.

Dear Mr. Grim Reaper,
So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer and entertainer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, and my favorite actress Farrah Fawcett.
Just so you know, my favorite politician is Barack Obama.

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Potatoes
A Girl Potato and a Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they Called ‘Yam.’
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she […]