I have been complaining more and more lately about my weight and its recent launch into the stratosphere. I have finally discovered the reason for this. It’s my children.
My children seem to think that I’m actually one of those Insinkerator disposals.The other night at dinner, I kid you not, four different people looked at something on their plate and said, “Dad, I can’t finish this. Do you want it?” Of course, in the interest of not letting perfectly good food go to waste, I HAD to say yes.
So, you see, if I end up weighing 300 pounds it’s only because I’m trying not to waste food.
That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
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Yes! Finally somebody I can blame for my weight gain…thanks!
Think of it as just another free service I offer.
I’m glad I could help.
I am thin, I want to gain weight, I do not want to lose weight
I am also too thin