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What to do about the alcoholic cat

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My wife and I were cruising ebay last evening looking for Christmas presents when we ran into an auction that clearly stated “This item comes from a household with a non smoking cat.”

After we finished laughing at that, we gave up and watched “It’s A Wonderful Life”.

This morning I was still thinking about the “non smoking cat” and I went back to ebay to ask the seller this question:

You said the item “comes from a household with a non smoking cat”. I’m curious how you got him to quit because our cat is up to two packs a day. He refuses to get a job and, between the cigarettes and the beer, I’m tired of supporting his habits.

:>

Have a great day.

The woman answered me a short while ago with this:

I found out that she had a fake ID and was sneaking out with the car keys at night. She would drive down to the local C-Store to purchase her smokes and hang out with her buddies. I sent mine to CAA. AA for cats :)

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6 Comments

  1. sandy on 13.11.2009 at 21:46 (Reply)

    LOL, though until I read your whole post I’m thinking, a non smoking house, and a non pet house. Thought that because I knit and crochet alot for charities, many of which need to be made in pet and smoke free zone; and that’s what I thought it was about.

    Cat’s though, can sure be sly, and you know how they like to run about night when we’re all alseep.

    Sandy

  2. Eimear on 14.11.2009 at 15:04 (Reply)

    Ha Ha! great story.

  3. Digital SLR on 16.11.2009 at 02:05 (Reply)

    I also like a pets and smoke free house. I have a dog but I put it from out side my house.

  4. Bollywood News on 17.11.2009 at 12:13 (Reply)

    i found your story very interesting. thanks for sharing.

  5. hide rugs on 18.11.2009 at 08:11 (Reply)

    who knows that these cats will make fun nights then. LOL

  6. Valencia travel on 19.11.2009 at 13:14 (Reply)

    Ha-ha!
    A really funny joke and a great story - will surely subscribe that feed!

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