What to do about the alcoholic cat
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My wife and I were cruising ebay last evening looking for Christmas presents when we ran into an auction that clearly stated “This item comes from a household with a non smoking cat.”
After we finished laughing at that, we gave up and watched “It’s A Wonderful Life”.
This morning I was still thinking about the “non smoking cat” and I went back to ebay to ask the seller this question:
You said the item “comes from a household with a non smoking cat”. I’m curious how you got him to quit because our cat is up to two packs a day. He refuses to get a job and, between the cigarettes and the beer, I’m tired of supporting his habits.
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Have a great day.
The woman answered me a short while ago with this:
I found out that she had a fake ID and was sneaking out with the car keys at night. She would drive down to the local C-Store to purchase her smokes and hang out with her buddies. I sent mine to CAA. AA for cats
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LOL, though until I read your whole post I’m thinking, a non smoking house, and a non pet house. Thought that because I knit and crochet alot for charities, many of which need to be made in pet and smoke free zone; and that’s what I thought it was about.
Cat’s though, can sure be sly, and you know how they like to run about night when we’re all alseep.
Sandy
Ha Ha! great story.
I also like a pets and smoke free house. I have a dog but I put it from out side my house.
i found your story very interesting. thanks for sharing.
who knows that these cats will make fun nights then. LOL
Ha-ha!
A really funny joke and a great story - will surely subscribe that feed!