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100 things that piss me off: 3. People who drive in the passing lane

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I don’t know why it is, but it seems that every time I’m driving somewhere there are three conditions that The Powers That Be insist on being met:

  1. No matter how fast (or slow) I’m driving, the guy in front of me must drive 5 MPH slower.
  2. No Matter how fast (or slow) I’m driving, the guy behind me must drive 5 MPH faster.
  3. Any time there is a passing lane, there must be somebody in it, just in front of me, matching speed with the person I’d desperately love to pass

I don’t know if most people don’t know this or if they just don’t care, but the reason they call it a passing lane is because it is there so you have room to pass the person who is driving at a snail’s pace in front of you. There are actually places on earth where driving for miles and miles in the passing lane will get you a citation.

I sincerely wish the police at this end of the internet would enforce such a law.

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2 Comments

  1. Mike on 04.07.2009 at 18:36 (Reply)

    Ha-Ha, my wife and I had a good laugh! No matter when you are drving this always…always happens…very true!

  2. Mal Milligan on 05.07.2009 at 13:07 (Reply)

    I’ve thought for years that we could reduce the number of numnuts on the road by making everyone take the driving test every 5 to 10 years. And make them take the test every other year until age 25 and every year after 75. After all a big percentage of fatal car accidents are caused by younger drivers or drunk ones. It makes sense the old times should be tested. When you can’t walk without a walker you probably would not pass a reaction time part of a driving test…

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