Membership has its privileges
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I got one of those things in the mail yesterday trying to convince me to buy the insurance policy they’re selling. This is one of those that comes complete with a fake membership card with your name already on it. I promptly filed it in the place where I file all such documents.
This morning, when I was moving that file out to the end of the driveway so the garbage men could take are of it, The Neighbor caught me and had to brag about the new insurance policy he’d been given. He even showed me his official membership card.
I didn’t tell him that his policy number was the same as mine.
Sigh.
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