Another joke for you
I found this and thought I’d share:
Mr. Smith goes to see his manager in his Wilmington NC real estate office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re shorthanded, Smith,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says Smith. “I knew I could count on you!”

