Boom Boom in my head
AGAIN with the BOOM BOOM BOOM outside my window while I’m trying to take a nap!
Just like the other week, I opened the front door and glared at them and the noise immediately stopped. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I’m just over 6 feet tall and about 235 pounds - and they haven’t yet figured out that I’m in such poor physical shape that even walking briskly to the mailbox requires that I sit and catch my breath when I get back.
As intimidated as these folks seem to be by my appearance, they don’t seem to remember that fact when it’s time to crank up the tunes.
I wonder what would happen if, the next time they pulled that, I dissolved a whole bunch of weight loss pills into their well water?
Nah… I really don’t need some pip-squeak filing charges on me.

