A guy walks into a bar…
A friend of mine handed me a printout of these jokes a while back. I’ve lost the printout, but I thought I’d share what I could remember of the jokes. Are you ready?
A man walked into a bar. “Ouch!” he said.
A guy walks into a bar wearing a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks him over, thinks for a moment, and decides, “Okay, you can stay … but don’t start anything.”
A cheeseburger, a plate of French fries, and a coke walk into a bar. The bartender tells them, “We don’t serve food here.”
A string walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, “We don’t serve strings here”. The string leaves and goes into a nearby alley, where he rolls around on the ground and gets himself all tangled up. Next, he drags himself along the ground, all the way back to the bar. When he walks in, the bartender says, “Hey, aren’t you that string?” and the string replies, “Nope, I’m afraid not.” (a frayed knot)
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked him, “Why the long face?”
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender (bar tender) here?”
Had enough? Okay. I’ll stop. For now.
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I heard the first one before..but a little differently…
Two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the second guy would have seen it!
As always..these are good for a few chuckles..especially this late at night!
Heh. I like your version better. Mind if I
stealborrow it?My favorite:
A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks: “Is this some kind of joke?”