Who’s that old man in the mirror
I think it’s about time for me to have a midlife crisis now.
In about three and a half weeks, I will officially be in my mid-forties. I’m two or three (if I exaggerate) months from becoming a grandfather. My chest hairs are turning gray. And there is a 20-year-old person planning to marry my daughter.
Yup. I’m just about ready to hole up in some Vegas hotel and swear I’m not coming out until I get my youth back.

