Dinner with THEM
We had the new neighbors over for dinner this evening. They were delicious. (Just kidding. 
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We got to know quite a bit about them. More than I wanted to know, in fact. We learned, for example, that he has a truly incredible appetite, that she has all the fashion sense of a bag lady, and that neither of them was ever taught the first thing about table manners.
How can a grown adult not know that you’re supposed to ask for something instead of reaching across the table for it? And, by the way, how many simulated diamond pendants can a woman wear at once before it’s considered tacky?
