Office worker accidentally shoots himself in both legs
FORT WORTH — A 47-year-old man was shot in both legs when he accidentally discharged a handgun while sitting in his cubicle at an insurance office, police said.
(Full story here.)
This story reminds me of a song by Frank Gallop called “The Ballad of Irving”
“Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sitting there twirling his gun around
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!”
(If you’re interested in the rest of the song, here is a video from www.youtube.com.)
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