But I don’t like SPAM
Ya know, the one thing I dislike more than SPAM email is SPAM snail-mail. Yesterday’s mail was a great example of what I mean. We were gifted with an ad for life insurance, an ad for custom pens, and a notice that my car is no longer under warranty.
First of all, if I could afford life insurance, I’d have it already. Number two, I don’t feel the need to have my name printed on 500 pens. I quit having pens stolen about the time I quit loaning them out.
And, as for my car being out of warranty, this is not exactly a news flash. My “car” is a 1980 Dodge Ram pickup whose warranty ran out 26 years ago!

