Trivia for 7/7/2007
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* The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on it’s fur.
At the risk of repeating myself, I’ve seen people like that - usually in front of me at WalMart!
It isn’t bad enough that every time I set foot in the place, it seems they’ve moved whatever it is I’m looking for. Sometimes I catch myself thinking that I’m the only actual customer in the store. Everybody else is an undercover employee who is wearing a hidden earphone, taking instructions from a guy in the back who is watching all those security cameras. Their mission: get in my way!
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The sloth also only takes one shit a month and from looking at the WalMart employees, that’s about what they take too. I’ve also noticed that WalMart will suddenly stop carrying some product I’ve been buying from them for a decade. And one day…GONE. And all the employees look completely blank when you ask about it, like you’re some kind of nutfudge who needs to get out more.
I will have to qualify this by saying that not *ALL* WalMart employees are that way. My older sister and her husband both work for WalMart - just not any of the ones at THIS end of the internet.