Ever wanted to travel?
Have you ever wanted to visit Rome? Me neither. I don’t speak Italian, they drive on the wrong side of the road, and I suspect that real Italian food is nothing like what you get here in the central United States.
However, if, for some reason, I found myself being forced to travel to Italy, I’d really be confused about where to stay in Rome. Fortunately, there is a place that can help if you’re ever kidnapped by Italian travel agents.

